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Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? Can I get in yours? If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour! Do you have a map?

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Hey, I'm bored. Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?

You've got the whitest Beest I have ever seen! Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?